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Post by Actumen on Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:07 pm

GOD DAMMIT THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN YOU COCKKSUCKERS GET YOUR GUNS AND GET YOUR FUCKING BASEBALL BATS AND HOLD YOUR MANHOOD CLOSE HOLY SHIT THE WRODL IS FUUUUUUUKCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD

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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24540399-5009760,00.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_17579_p2.html

THERE IS NO HOPE FOR US WE ARE FUCKED



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Post by PILEDRIVER on Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:09 pm

I read that Cracked article earlier rofl

That thing is fucking terrifying, though.
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Post by Actumen on Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:10 pm

TERRIFYING? I SHIT MY PANTS LOOKING AT THIS THREAD TO READ YOUR REPLY.

Legit I HATE spiders. I was listening to the David Sedaris story about his pet spiders in France and just hearing about them gave me chills.

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Post by Burp on Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:40 pm



& you dared to call it fiction...
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Post by Actumen on Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:42 pm

Haha. The worst part is it really does look like the ones from Jumanji... :(

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Post by Arnd on Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:59 am

If I recall, it's one of those variants of spiders whose web has been used on some occasion to make bulletproof vests. :3

But fuck me, that's not a pleasant sight at all. I got big hands, man.
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Post by Kyle on Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:52 pm

GET BACK YOU EIGHT LEGGED FREEEEAKS!
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Post by El Decapo on Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:12 am

Bring forth the SPIDER INVASION!

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Post by Actumen on Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:13 am

For convenient defense of all ski resorts?

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Post by El Decapo on Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:21 pm

Sure why not.
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Post by Känge on Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:32 pm

TF2 sux
spiders sux
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Post by Bagged and Boarded on Sun Aug 09, 2009 3:54 pm

never played it, just googled big flamethrower
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