WE'RE ALL FUCKING DOOMED *Official Thread*

ITT; Post articles or news of significance to the animal kingdom, the planet, or general human stupidity that gives evidence to the fact that we, the human race, are not going to be around much longer.

For instance, HOLY FUCK IMMORTAL JELLYFISH
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2009/01/29/the-curious-case-of-the-immortal-jellyfish/

Fuck that's neat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Phelps

the Westboro Baptist Church home page apparently has so much traffic I cant even get it to fucking load. Fucking damn. But yeah, this man will be the death of us all, because if God exists he is going to get sick of Fred's shit and fucking drown us all and wash his hands of the whole affair.

I'd say Phelps is the very least of our worries. Sure, he's a fucked up if-someone-shoots-him-it'll-be-jolly-good fun fundie, but nobody gives a shit about his church. If you're after a fundie who is raising big trouble;

Immortality?

ahhhh shit.

... Holy fucking shit, that is quite creepy.

I told my brother and ladyfriend both, when they went to see the new harry potter, to scream DAAAAAAAAWKIIIIIIIINS!!! every time emma watson came on screen, but they both chickened out. Some things you gotta do yourself.

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT....


AND I FEEL FINE

Actumen wrote:

I hate you.

So right, and so dead. We're doomed.

Actumen wrote:http://skepacabra.wordpress.com/2009/08/12/a-christian-wears-a-scarlet-a-for-a-day/

Wow

Obama says we can't afford to protect ourselves. and that our methods are outdated.
"don't threaten or attack us or we'll fuck you up" has served us pretty well, I'd say.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/6575614.html

fucked up priorities of the puppet...

Känge wrote:Obama says we can't afford to protect ourselves. and that our methods are outdated.
"don't threaten or attack us or we'll fuck you up" has served us pretty well, I'd say.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/6575614.html

fucked up priorities of the puppet...

Are you being ironic here?

And I don't get what you mean by your last sentence, my contextual guess work sucks. :(

Arnd wrote:

Känge wrote:Obama says we can't afford to protect ourselves. and that our methods are outdated.
"don't threaten or attack us or we'll fuck you up" has served us pretty well, I'd say.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/6575614.html

fucked up priorities of the puppet...

Are you being ironic here?

And I don't get what you mean by your last sentence, my contextual guess work sucks. :(

I understand why you might think I was being ironic (especially if you're referring to the Zimmerman Telegram), but only in recent years (and by recent, I mean the last 50 years) has the administration gone too far in "protecting" American soil. the decisions and actions taking place just further prove that we haven't had real representation in our president, but rather the desires of interest groups and contributors defeating our own.
also (and this coincides with our nation's ideas on defense after WWII), I don't agree with Communism, I believe it is an ultimately flawed system, but I don't think it should (or should have been) the responsibility of our American youth to fight battles against another nations' ideals. we've gone past the idea of protecting ourselves, but with a mindset that other nations are wrong and only we can fix them.
and I'm sure it's that sort of policy that is hurting the reputation of the States rather than helping it.

Känge wrote:

Arnd wrote:

Känge wrote:Obama says we can't afford to protect ourselves. and that our methods are outdated.
"don't threaten or attack us or we'll fuck you up" has served us pretty well, I'd say.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/6575614.html

fucked up priorities of the puppet...

Are you being ironic here?

And I don't get what you mean by your last sentence, my contextual guess work sucks. :(

I understand why you might think I was being ironic (especially if you're referring to the Zimmerman Telegram), but only in recent years (and by recent, I mean the last 50 years) has the administration gone too far in "protecting" American soil. the decisions and actions taking place just further prove that we haven't had real representation in our president, but rather the desires of interest groups and contributors defeating our own.
also (and this coincides with our nation's ideas on defense after WWII), I don't agree with Communism, I believe it is an ultimately flawed system, but I don't think it should (or should have been) the responsibility of our American youth to fight battles against another nations' ideals. we've gone past the idea of protecting ourselves, but with a mindset that other nations are wrong and only we can fix them.
and I'm sure it's that sort of policy that is hurting the reputation of the States rather than helping it.

I didn't know how to assess it, because the "don't threaten or attack us or we'll fuck you up" made me think of the Bush doctrine. But I wasn't referring to the Zimmerman Telegram, because I have no clue what it is although I may have heard of it.

the bush doctrine wasn't "dont mess with us or we'll fuck you up", it was "something bad went down, we need to find out who was behind it and kill their entire extended family but not necessarily in that order."

Arnd wrote:

Känge wrote:

Arnd wrote:

Känge wrote:Obama says we can't afford to protect ourselves. and that our methods are outdated.
"don't threaten or attack us or we'll fuck you up" has served us pretty well, I'd say.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/6575614.html

fucked up priorities of the puppet...

Are you being ironic here?

And I don't get what you mean by your last sentence, my contextual guess work sucks. :(

I understand why you might think I was being ironic (especially if you're referring to the Zimmerman Telegram), but only in recent years (and by recent, I mean the last 50 years) has the administration gone too far in "protecting" American soil. the decisions and actions taking place just further prove that we haven't had real representation in our president, but rather the desires of interest groups and contributors defeating our own.
also (and this coincides with our nation's ideas on defense after WWII), I don't agree with Communism, I believe it is an ultimately flawed system, but I don't think it should (or should have been) the responsibility of our American youth to fight battles against another nations' ideals. we've gone past the idea of protecting ourselves, but with a mindset that other nations are wrong and only we can fix them.
and I'm sure it's that sort of policy that is hurting the reputation of the States rather than helping it.

I didn't know how to assess it, because the "don't threaten or attack us or we'll fuck you up" made me think of the Bush doctrine. But I wasn't referring to the Zimmerman Telegram, because I have no clue what it is although I may have heard of it.

Zimmerman Telegram was a message picked up by the British across a German signal to Mexico offering American land to Mexico if it would join in the German cause in WWI.
it was probably fabricated in order to give America the final push it needed to enter the war (the British brought the "intelligence" to Woodrow Wilson a month after it was deciphered).

and Dan: haha, nice.

Actumen wrote:http://www.sandstorming.com/2007/04/1900-predictions-for-the-year-2000

women can predict the future?

we're fucked. :O:

A penny will pay the fare. She's wrong, burn the witch.

So in Mexico we can carry small amounts of drugs now, guys.

LET'S GO

gots mah crack pipe ready hos

http://www.greatplay.net/uselessia/articles/heavenhhell.html THIS PARADOX MEANS WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

Hahaha, nice. What movie is that from?

The (awful) movie they made of Postal/Postal 2.

Actumen wrote:http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/cspanjunkie/why-i-hate-barack-obama-pastor-steven

That is actually fucking scary. People scare me.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/cbz3000/wrist-mounted-flamethrowers-are-perfect-for-any-oc-7xu

Ummm yeah we dont really need more efficient ways of killing ourselves anymore so this goes here.

Hahahahaha http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/12/21/man-confusion-dumping-girlfriends-body/

Guys you keep up with the news better than I do, theres got to be a good reason we're not going to live much longer in the news today

THE FABRICS OF REALITY ARE NOW BEING SEWN TOGETHER BY COMPUTERS

FUUUUCCCCCKKKKK

http://gizmodo.com/5374890/this-is-a-photoshop-and-it-blew-my-mind

that's damn cool.
until everyone starts using it, then it'll be lame.

http://xkcd.com/647/
The alt text, oh lawd

:O: :(

I love how those ogre bitches made it out like their dogs were the ones who came onto them. :lol:
What a load of shit.

Actumen wrote:

:O: :(

EEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Actumen wrote:

:O: :(

WTF! I mean really WTF!

It's amazing how they try to rationalize it. "He got curious, then I got curious." Dogs are naturally curious about shit, so are humans, but I sincerely doubt a dog got curious about fucking humans.