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Toxic Avenger

Post by El Decapo on Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:08 am


Plot
Some dorky little fuck gets picked on by body builders and hot chicks to the point where the carrot top pansy jumps out of a god damn window. The little fucker falls into a barrel of toxic waste parked there by two druggies who are snorting coke. The kid catches on fire and turns into a buff as shit deformed monster in a pink tu tu. He then goes out into Tromaville and kills tranny muggers, and Mexican food shop buglers. The fat white mayor and his stereotypical Nazi German 1st mate seek to kill this monster because thy are the case of all the crime and are making bank. Long story short the fat fuck gets disemboweled, the fucking end!

Review
If you like fucking retarded Gore/slasher flicks with a shitty plot and tons of blood and gore then you'll love this! Stereotypes left and right, good tit shots, and over all funny!

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Re: Toxic Avenger

Post by Incinerator on Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:16 am

El Decapo wrote:

Review
If you like fucking retarded Gore/slasher flicks with a shitty plot and tons of blood and gore then you'll love this! Stereotypes left and right, good tit shots, and over all funny!


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Re: Toxic Avenger

Post by Känge on Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:23 am

hahaha, it looks so awesome and cheesy.

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Re: Toxic Avenger

Post by El Decapo on Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:29 am

Känge wrote:hahaha, it looks so awesome and cheesy.
Oh it fucking is! HAHAHAHA

I didn't even get to the names of everyone!
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Re: Toxic Avenger

Post by VIKING WARLOCK on Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:27 pm

lol yea these movies make me lul really hard
you should see the sequels, they take the corny silliness to a whole new level
In the 3rd one he has to fight satan >_>
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Re: Toxic Avenger

Post by Antonius Block on Sat Jul 11, 2009 4:43 pm

Toxic Avenger is THE FUCKING SHIT

Fucking best movies EVER

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