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Trailer for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland revealed

Post by Actumen on Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:39 pm

http://vimeo.com/5717925

I threw up in my mouth a little. And then all over the place. Talk about AWFUL.

Let's list everything wrong with this movie:
-THE CG IS AWFUL I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK REALLY
-Do a proper character design or something next time?
-What the fuck is wrong with Tweedledum, Tweedledee, and the red queen?
-USE SETS MAN! THAT'S THE MAGIC OF TIM BURTON, HIS SET DESIGN! DON'T TURN THIS INTO A GODDAMN PIXAR FILM!
-Johnny Depp
-Overhyped and overrated already
And so much more.

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Re: Trailer for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland revealed

Post by Antonius Block on Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:20 pm

You know honestly it wouldnt look THAT FUCKING BAD IF THERE WAS NO JOHNNY DEPP FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

also yeah the red queen is all fershnickedydickety and its bothersome

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Re: Trailer for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland revealed

Post by Känge on Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:26 pm

art direction looks pretty retarded, but what do you have against Depp?

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Re: Trailer for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland revealed

Post by Actumen on Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:27 pm

I've got nothing against him personally, I like him a lot, but look at what they did to him.

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Re: Trailer for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland revealed

Post by PILEDRIVER on Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:24 pm

I hate the fact that I'm undoubtedly going to go see it at some point, likely in theaters.
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Re: Trailer for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland revealed

Post by Känge on Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:51 pm

maybe it'll look better in theaters.

IMAX could be cool.

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Re: Trailer for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland revealed

Post by myrkwood on Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:52 am

Actumen wrote:I've got nothing against him personally, I like him a lot, but look at what they did to him.

As much as I like Johnny Depp he does look kind of dumb in the movie.

I think it looks good though, I guess I'm just a fag.
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Re: Trailer for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland revealed

Post by Bagged and Boarded on Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:55 pm

It looks like it had potential to be good, but they made too many wrong turns to be honest, I really hate the queen of hearts.
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Re: Trailer for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland revealed

Post by El Decapo on Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:56 am

Alice looks too old.
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Re: Trailer for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland revealed

Post by Kyle on Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:59 pm

I expected as much. But I'm not really one for Tim Burton anyway.
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Re: Trailer for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland revealed

Post by Agonistes on Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:41 pm

I'll see it out of obligation for my love of Alice in Wonderland.

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